SCENE #1: TWO MEN SWORD FIGHTING
Swords clashing
SCENE #2; BOTTLE OF CLEANER SITTING ON A TABLE
Director: Cut! What is that doing on my set?
Assistant: Product placement sir. Whenever we feature a product in a scene we get tons of free stuff.
Director: Here we go.
SCENE#3 VILLAIN HOLDING PRINCES HOSTAGE BUD LIGHT PRODUCT PLACEMENT IN THE BACKGROUND
Swords slashing through the air
Princes: AHH my lord.
SCENE#4: CLOSE UP OF (BUD LIGHT) STAIN GLASS WINDOW. HERO CRASHES THROUGH THE WINDOW.
Window crashes, key heroic music
SCENE#5: AS THE HERO LANDS BUD LIGHT BANNERS FALL FROM THE CEILING
SCENE#6: HERO ENTERS INTO BATTLE
Continue sword fighting
SCENE#7: HERO FIGHTS VILLAIN #2 BEHIND HIS BACK WHILE HOLDING A BUD LIGHT
Swords clanking
SCENE#8: LEAD VILLAIN (STILL HOLDING PRINCES) POINTS HIS SWORD AT THE HERO
Sword swoops through the air
SCENE#9: HERO HOLD UP A BUD LIGHT BOTTLE
Hero: “Really?”
SCENE#10: VILLAIN GRITS HIS TEETH
SCENE#11: HERO THROWS THE BOTTLE OF BUD LIGHT AT THE VILLAIN AND HITS HIM IN THE HEAD, PRINCES IS RELEASED
As bottle hits (POP) pinball noises
Princes: Sighs
SCENE#12: HERO TAKES OFF HIS HAT AND KNEELS WHILE SURROUNDED BY PRODUCT PLACEMENT
Hero: “My Lady”
SCENE#13: BUD LIGHT TRUCK COMES CRASHING IN AND PLOWS INTO A PILE OF BUD LIGHT
Truck horn/ tires squeal
SCENE# 14: BUD LIGHT BOTTLES FALL INTO A CLOSE UP
Voice over: “The sure sign of a good time”
SCENE# 15: “HERE WE GO” IN PRINT ACROSS THE SCREEN
Voice over: “The just right taste of Bud Light. Here we go”
SCENE# 16: DIRECTOR BRINGS IN A SUIT OF ARMOR MADE OUT OF BUD LIGHT CANS
DIRECTOR: “Umm… more Bud Light?”
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