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Monday, March 28, 2011

Interview




SCENE 1: INTERVIEWER
Interviewer: Got to say I really enjoyed the film
SCENE 2: INTERVIEWEES
Michael: Thank you
SCENE 3: INTERVIEWER
Interviewer: What is the question that you are most sick of too date?
SCENE4: INTERVIEWEES
Jonah: Probably, “What does it mean to be superbad?”
Michael: or like, “What was your high school experience like?”
SCENE 5: INTERVIEWER
What does it mean to be superbad?
SCENE 6: INTERVIEWEES
Jonah: Being superbad is like, being super cool
Michael: Yeah, it’s like saying really cool.
Jonah: Yeah like super is super and bad is meaning good
SCENE 7: INTERVIEWER
Interviewer: How do you feel now that you’ve peeked?
SCENE8: INTERVIEWEES
Jonah: I don’t know that like.
Michael: Is that a compliment?
SCENE9: INTERVIEWER
Interviewer: Yeah, yeah it’s a kind of a compliment
SCENE10: INTERVIEWEES
Michael: Thank you

SCENE11: INTERVIEWER
Interviewer: Whilst I liked the movie I didn’t find it funny in the slightest
SCENE12: INTERVIEWEES
Jonah: Well you’re not the audience then
Michael: You’re not the demo
SCENE13: INTERVIEWER
Interviewer: what would you say the demo is?
SCENE14: INTERVIEWEES
Michael: Young
Jonah: People who enjoy to laugh, enjoy life perhaps
SCENE15: INTERVIEWER
Interviewer: Jonah, do you think it is important to be unattractive to be funny?
SCENE16: SHOT OF INTERVIEWEES LOOKING UNCOMFORTABLE.
SCENE17: INTERVIEWER
Interviewer: do you think skinny people can be funny?
SCENE18: INTERVIEWEES
Jonah: I don’t think it has to do with anything besides just being funny…
SCENE19: CLOSE UP OF JONAH
Jonah: and being yourself
SCENE20: CLOSE UP OF MICHAEL
Michael: Ben Stiller is five foot two and he weighs a hundred and ten pounds. He’s is incredible shape; he’s an amateur body builder
SCENE21: INTERVIEWER
Interviewer: How heavier where you in Even Almighty?
SCENE22: INTERVIEWEES
Jonah: I just don’t think it’s like an. I don’t think it has anything to do with like what.
SCENE23: INTERVIEWER
Interviewer: What will you do when your career is over?
SCENE24: SHOT OF MICHAEL AND JONAH
SCENE 25: INTERVIEWER
Interviewer: In a few months
SCENE26: SHOT OF MICHAEL AND JONAH
Michael: work
SCENE27: CLOSE UP OF JONAH
Jonah What the fuck man? You know, are you deliberately trying to do this to get a rise out of? Is this English dry wit?
SCENE28: INTERVIEWEES
Jonah: Or are you just a fucking asshole?
SCENE29: INTERVIEWER
SCENE30: CLOSE UP OF JONAH
I, I don’t understand can you just ask a normal question?
SCENE31: INTERVIEWER
Interviewer: I think we gotten off on the wrong foot. You know let’s keep the questions light
SCENE32: INTERVIEWEES
Interviewer: Can skinny people really…
SCENE33: INTERVIEWER
Interviewer: be funny cause Jonah is clearly more funny than you in the film?
SCENE34: INTERVIEWEES
Jonah: We’ve done twenty fucking interviews today, and I feel like you’re just personally coming after me. And I feel, I just feel like I don’t know, I’m just not really in the mood to do this. We don’t need this interview we’ve done twenty interviews
SCENE35: INTERVIEWER
Interviewer: (laughing)  

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